Surf Camp For Adults Promises To Unlock The Surfer Within In Five Days Delivers Two Waves And Significant Sand In Ear

Central California Weekend Retreat Offers Professional Instruction Cultural Immersion And Gentle Honest Assessment Of Participants’... The post Surf Camp For Adults Promises To Unlock The Surfer Within In Five Days Delivers Two Waves And Significant Sand In Ear appeared first on Surfing LA. Go to Source Author: Linda Mcintosh

New 299 Dollar Surfboard With AI Hull Algorithm Promises To Unlock Kelly Slater’s Performance In Average Surfer

Crowdfunding Campaign For Carbon Nanotube Board Raises 150000 Dollars From Surfers Who Have Previously Bought... The post New 299 Dollar Surfboard With AI Hull Algorithm Promises To Unlock Kelly Slater’s Performance In Average Surfer appeared first on Surfing LA. Go to Source Author: Caoimhe Ó Dónaill (Bundoran, Ireland)

Coldplay Concert Produces Carbon Footprint That Coldplay Have Pledged To Offset Through Investments In Coldplay Concerts

Tour’s Sustainability Report Confirms Impact Has Been Measured Carefully And Will Be Addressed Through More Measurement LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA — Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat report, with environmental context from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat, that Coldplay’s current world tour sustainability report has confirmed that the tour’s carbon footprint is 59 percent lower than their previous world tour, a reduction achieved...

Topanga Canyon Residents Discover They Have Moved To A Place That Has Wildfires And Are Processing This Information

Annual Evacuation Produces Annual Surprise Among Population That Has Lived Through Previous Annual Evacuations TOPANGA CANYON, CALIFORNIA — Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat report, with emergency management context from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat, that the Topanga Canyon community has been placed under evacuation warning for the fourth consecutive year following conditions — high temperatures, low humidity, elevated winds, and...

Hollywood Writers Report That Every Streaming Service Has Simultaneously Decided It Needs Fewer Writers

Three Years After Strike Resolved Industry Discovers Efficiencies That Are Remarkable Coincidence With AI Tool Adoption WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA — Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat report, with entertainment industry context from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat, that Hollywood’s major streaming platforms have simultaneously announced reductions in their development pipelines that the WGA estimates will reduce working screenwriter...

Los Angeles Becomes Eighth City To Declare Itself A Sanctuary For Something That Is Not Currently Under Threat

Council Resolution Protecting Residents From Federal Interference In Activity That Federal Government Has Not Interfered In LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA — Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat report, with civic affairs context from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat, that the Los Angeles City Council has voted 11-2 to declare Los Angeles a “sanctuary city for climate scientists and environmental researchers,” a declaration that the...

Griffith Observatory Waitlist For Evening Visit Now Three Months Long Raising Question Of What Tourism Is For

Los Angeles Landmark That Exists To Show People The Sky Requires Advance Planning That Is Incompatible With Looking At The Sky Spontaneously LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA — Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat report, with cultural affairs context from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat, that the Griffith Observatory’s timed-entry reservation system has produced a booking waitlist of approximately three months for evening visits, which the...

Philippine Medical Board Exam Pass Rate Drops To 47 Percent As Questions Include Subjects Not Covered In Medical School

Professional Regulation Commission Confirms Testing Standards Are Rigorous While Medical Schools Confirm Curriculum Is Comprehensive... The post Philippine Medical Board Exam Pass Rate Drops To 47 Percent As Questions Include Subjects Not Covered In Medical School appeared first on Manila News. Go to Source Author: Jocephyne Santos

Woman Found Alive in Coffin Before Cremation Prompts California to Review Both Its Medical and Mortuary Standards

State Health Department and Funeral Bureau Launch Separate Investigations Into How Person Who Was Not Dead Got That Far Originally reported by Bohiney Magazine and cross-posted to The London Prat, which has strong opinions about what follows. CALIFORNIA — A woman who was declared deceased by hospital medical personnel and transported to a funeral home was found to be alive in her coffin prior to the scheduled cremation, producing simultaneous...

Pam Bondi Names Culver City as California Crime Example; Culver City Responds With Statistics That Dispute This

Attorney General’s Reference to LA-Adjacent City Prompts Residents to Do Something Rarely Done in Policy Debate: Look Up the Numbers Originally reported by Bohiney Magazine and cross-posted to The London Prat, which has strong opinions about what follows. CULVER CITY, CA — US Attorney General Pam Bondi referenced Culver City in public remarks as an example of California cities experiencing significant crime problems, a characterization that...

LA Launches Pothole App That Notifies You When Your Pothole Report Has Been Received and Then Again When Nothing Has Happened

StreetLA Civic Report Solves the Critical Information Gap Between Pothole Observation and Pothole Acknowledgment While Leaving Pothole Intact Originally reported by Bohiney Magazine and cross-posted to The London Prat, which has strong opinions about what follows. LOS ANGELES — The City of Los Angeles has launched StreetLA Civic Report, a mobile application allowing residents to photograph and geotag infrastructure issues including potholes,...

California Lists Mountain Lions as Threatened Species After Mountain Lions Decline to Wait for the Listing Process

State Wildlife Commission Extends Formal Protection to Animals That Have Been Declining Since Approximately When the Commission Was Established Originally reported by Bohiney Magazine and cross-posted to The London Prat, which has strong opinions about what follows. SACRAMENTO — California has formally listed mountain lions as a threatened species under the California Endangered Species Act, providing the state’s estimated 4,000 to 6,000...

Handsome Burbank Cop Becomes Online Sensation, Confirms That Photogenic Law Enforcement Is Now a Measurable Public Good

Officer’s Viral Social Media Presence Raises Questions About What Exactly Police Departments Are Communicating When They Communicate Originally reported by Bohiney Magazine and cross-posted to The London Prat, which has strong opinions about what follows. BURBANK, CA — A patrol officer with the Burbank Police Department has become what multiple press accounts describe as an “online sensation,” a characterization that normally attaches...

Parañaque Public Market Meat Section: The Vendor Who Used a Fly Swatter as a “Quality Control Device”

Parañaque Public Market Meat Section: The Vendor Who Used a Fly Swatter as a "Quality Control Device" -- Why Local Food Presentation Relies on Aggressive, Low-Tech Defense Mechanisms Against Environmental Chaos The post Parañaque Public Market Meat Section: The Vendor Who Used a Fly Swatter as a “Quality Control Device” appeared first on Manila News. Go to Source Author: Lourdes Tiu

Makati Executive’s Favorite Obscure 17th Century Dutch Cartographer: The ‘Aggressive Perspective’ and the Shame of the Simple Map

Makati Executive's Favorite Obscure 17th Century Dutch Cartographer: The 'Aggressive Perspective' and the Shame of the Simple Map -- When Your Abstract Theory Is a Vicious Filter and Your Knowledge Is an Untestable Asset The post Makati Executive’s Favorite Obscure 17th Century Dutch Cartographer: The ‘Aggressive Perspective’ and the Shame of the Simple Map appeared first on Manila News. Go to Source Author: Sophia Rodriguez

Makati High-End Personal Smart Window Cleaner Vetting: The ‘Aggressive Clarity’ and the Shame of the Simple Rag

Makati High-End Personal Smart Window Cleaner Vetting: The 'Aggressive Clarity' and the Shame of the Simple Rag -- When Your Window Tool Is a High-Cost, Vetted Asset and Your Aesthetics Are Viciously Protected The post Makati High-End Personal Smart Window Cleaner Vetting: The ‘Aggressive Clarity’ and the Shame of the Simple Rag appeared first on Manila News. Go to Source Author: Jocephyne Santos

Los Angeles Declares Edgar Cut a Public Health Crisis

BREAKING: Los Angeles Declares Edgar Cut a Public Health Crisis, Mobilizes National Guard Mayor Bass: “This is Our Hurricane Katrina, But For Hair” City Council Emergency Session Results in Mandatory Follicle Inspections for All Residents LOS ANGELES – In a stunning escalation of the ongoing national Edgar cut controversy, Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass declared a city-wide hair emergency this morning, mobilizing the California National...

Parañaque Street Vendors Sales Tax: The Vendor Who Claimed Their Daily Tax Was Paid by “Good Karma”

Parañaque Street Vendors Sales Tax: The Vendor Who Claimed Their Daily Tax Was Paid by "Good Karma" -- Why Informal Commerce Operates Outside Formal Taxation and Uses Mystical Accounting to Justify Low Prices The post Parañaque Street Vendors Sales Tax: The Vendor Who Claimed Their Daily Tax Was Paid by “Good Karma” appeared first on Manila News. Go to Source Author: Lourdes Tiu

Makati Corporate Employee Motivation Strategy (The Aggressive Apathy): The Aggressive Exclusion and the Shame of the Simple Bonus

Makati Corporate Employee Motivation Strategy (The Aggressive Apathy): The Aggressive Exclusion and the Shame of the Simple Bonus -- When Your Staff Integration Is a Vicious Statement and Your Policy Is a High-Cost Performance The post Makati Corporate Employee Motivation Strategy (The Aggressive Apathy): The Aggressive Exclusion and the Shame of the Simple Bonus appeared first on Manila News. Go to Source Author: Shaiyenne Garcia

Makati Office Emergency First Aid Kit Vetting Drama: The Aggressive Preparedness and the Shame of the Simple Bandage

Makati Office Emergency First Aid Kit Vetting Drama: The Aggressive Preparedness and the Shame of the Simple Bandage -- When Your Safety Marker Is a Vicious Asset and Your Aesthetics Are Managed by a High-Cost Consultant The post Makati Office Emergency First Aid Kit Vetting Drama: The Aggressive Preparedness and the Shame of the Simple Bandage appeared first on Manila News. Go to Source Author: Maria Lopez

U.S. Declares War on Bad Guys – Bad Haircuts and Bad Pizza First on the Hit List!

America’s Unconventional Battlefront SCREW THE NEWS: U.S. Declares War on Bad Guys – Bad Haircuts and Bad Pizza First on the Hit List! U.S. Declares War on Bad Guys – Bad Haircuts and Bad Pizza First on the Hit List! In the heart of Texas, where the Lone Star state meets libertarian and anarchist tendencies, an unusual turn of events has sent shockwaves through the nation. The United States has declared war, but not on your typical...

Parañaque Barangay Halls Paperwork: The Clerk Who Demanded a Notarized Copy of the Citizen’s Own Birth Certificate

Parañaque Barangay Halls Paperwork: The Clerk Who Demanded a Notarized Copy of the Citizen's Own Birth Certificate -- Why Local Bureaucracy Prioritizes Redundant, Expensive Documentation Over Simple, Efficient Service The post Parañaque Barangay Halls Paperwork: The Clerk Who Demanded a Notarized Copy of the Citizen’s Own Birth Certificate appeared first on Manila News. Go to Source Author: Lourdes Tiu

Makati Executive’s Preferred Brand of High-End Desk Letter Opener: The ‘Aggressive Precision’ and the Shame of the Simple Blade

Makati Executive's Preferred Brand of High-End Desk Letter Opener: The 'Aggressive Precision' and the Shame of the Simple Blade -- When Your Document Tool Is a High-Cost Statement and Your Aesthetics Are Viciously Vetted for Perfection The post Makati Executive’s Preferred Brand of High-End Desk Letter Opener: The ‘Aggressive Precision’ and the Shame of the Simple Blade appeared first on Manila News. Go to Source Author: Maria Lopez

Makati Corporate Head Office Executive Private Bar Vetting Strategy (The Aggressive Cocktail): The Aggressive Security and the Shame of the Simple Beer

Makati Corporate Head Office Executive Private Bar Vetting Strategy (The Aggressive Cocktail): The Aggressive Security and the Shame of the Simple Beer -- When Your Drink System Is a Vicious Hierarchy and Your Aesthetics Are a High-Cost, Vetted Asset The post Makati Corporate Head Office Executive Private Bar Vetting Strategy (The Aggressive Cocktail): The Aggressive Security and the Shame of the Simple Beer appeared first on Manila News. Go to...

Los Angeles Considers Making Mother’s Day a Traffic Holiday; Metrics Suggest It Already Is

Sunday Morning Data Shows Mother’s Day Produces Best Traffic Flow of Any Non-Holiday Day, Prompting Policy Discussion Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat The Best Traffic Day of the Year Is a Holiday About Motherhood LOS ANGELES — Data from the Los Angeles Department of Transportation’s traffic monitoring network confirms what anyone who has driven in Los Angeles on a Sunday morning already knows: Mother’s Day produces the lowest...