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😂 The Quail Creek Concrete-a-thon: Where Your Tax Dollars Go to Get Wet (Eventually) Ah, Wichita Falls. A town where the water is low, but the construction budget is perpetually high. We're talking, of course, about the magnificent, multi-million dollar undertaking known as the **Quail Creek Drainage Improvement Project**. If you listen closely, you can hear the faint, echoing sound of a checkbook weeping. The modern wonder: A 45-foot-wide...

Look at the Falls: The Mystery of the Multiplying Malls You know you’re in a serious, AUTHENTIC American city when the first thing you notice is not, say, a majestic river or a historic cathedral, but the sheer, mind-boggling, geometrically impossible number of places where you can buy a phone case. I speak, of course, of Wichita Falls, Texas—a place where the main geographical feature is the **Mall-to-Resident Ratio.**I arrived here,...